Visit the kelpforest....

runsamuck had to call me in to read this over his shoulder last week. He found it posted in a bulletin board, obviously forwarded through an email. A bit of searching turned up the original author, who is a regular writer on motorcycle riding. For some reason, in the emailed version, the beginning was edited a bit, and whoever forwarded it decided the addition of the word MUTANT and changing the word Scottish to NAZI made it funnier...but I give you the original, unedited.

Buzzy, what do you have against bikers?

Neighborhood Hazard (Or: Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street)