notasquirrel, was this you?!

[senoritafish]

runsamuck had to call me in to read this over his shoulder last week. He found it posted in a bulletin board, obviously forwarded through an email. A bit of searching turned up the original author, who is a regular writer on motorcycle riding. For some reason, in the emailed version, the beginning was edited a bit, and whoever forwarded it decided the addition of the word MUTANT and changing the word Scottish to NAZI made it funnier...but I give you the original, unedited.

Buzzy, what do you have against bikers?

Neighborhood Hazard (Or: Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street)

Comments

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

*happysigh* 'liave skwerl granade.' ite haz a nise ringe toe ite, dusnte ite?

az fore thee patrole kar... u kin onlee keepe wun uv thoze fore jeste soe longe befor sumbudee komes ann taikz ite bak. thee biake wud hav bin muche bettur i thinke. u kno, lotz uv 'VAROOME!' ann 'wat wuz thet?' ann runninge uvur peepulz lawnz...
*taildroop* bute uv korse nun uv thet happund, bekuz sumbudee desidud toe bee selfishe ann thetz jeste sadd.

[dipster.livejournal.com]

Bahaha.. Bahahahahahaha!!!!!