senoritafish | Training Woes

I'm taking a Word training class, and found the following document on my computer.

To whom it may concern,

I am dying here in computer class. Can you please page me so that I can get out of class, Please make up some kind of emergency that you need me for, and then I will have an excuse to get out of here.

I will pay you whatever you want and will name my first child after you. This is worse than I ever expected. I hate computers and I cannot understand a word the instructor is saying. I can understand Beth ok, but I just don’t like her.

Please help – I’m begging you.

Yours desperately,

XXXXXXXXXX

I guess someone likes Word (or the instructor) even less than I do.