Training Woes

I'm taking a Word training class, and found the following document on my computer.

To whom it may concern,

I am dying here in computer class. Can you please page me so that I can get out of class, Please make up some kind of emergency that you need me for, and then I will have an excuse to get out of here.

I will pay you whatever you want and will name my first child after you. This is worse than I ever expected. I hate computers and I cannot understand a word the instructor is saying. I can understand Beth ok, but I just don’t like her.

Please help – I’m begging you.

Yours desperately,

XXXXXXXXXX

I guess someone likes Word (or the instructor) even less than I do.

Training Woes

I'm taking a Word training class, and found the following document on my computer.

To whom it may concern,

I am dying here in computer class. Can you please page me so that I can get out of class, Please make up some kind of emergency that you need me for, and then I will have an excuse to get out of here.

I will pay you whatever you want and will name my first child after you. This is worse than I ever expected. I hate computers and I cannot understand a word the instructor is saying. I can understand Beth ok, but I just don’t like her.

Please help – I’m begging you.

Yours desperately,

XXXXXXXXXX

I guess someone likes Word (or the instructor) even less than I do.

(no subject)

	I'm a Jack Fan! Jack is the man of my dreams! That noble, honest and kind heart gets me every time. And he's hunky beeyootiful too! (I pretend to like the action for my mate's sake)
What kind of Samurai Jack fan are you?

	I'm not even a fan! Well, yes I am, but she said I could change the text, so I did. And no, I'm not some Yes, I am an uncultured DBZ fan as well, so quit asking! (Besides, it's a funny pic!)
What kind of Samurai Jack fan are you?

The thing about these silly quizzes is that I can never resist finding out what all the other answers are; I can't stand to miss out on a joke, if there is one.

Thanks to irene_adler at samuraijack for finding this at the Samurai Jack CDF site. I'm a bit slow on the uptake; it took me until after I had taken the quiz to realize what the background image was. Then I had to dig around to find out what CDF meant. Sign me up!

(Come on, take it BYO - you know you want to - you can't stop yourself)

(no subject)

	I'm a Jack Fan! Jack is the man of my dreams! That noble, honest and kind heart gets me every time. And he's hunky beeyootiful too! (I pretend to like the action for my mate's sake)
What kind of Samurai Jack fan are you?

	I'm not even a fan! Well, yes I am, but she said I could change the text, so I did. And no, I'm not some Yes, I am an uncultured DBZ fan as well, so quit asking! (Besides, it's a funny pic!)
What kind of Samurai Jack fan are you?

The thing about these silly quizzes is that I can never resist finding out what all the other answers are; I can't stand to miss out on a joke, if there is one.

Thanks to irene_adler at samuraijack for finding this at the Samurai Jack CDF site. I'm a bit slow on the uptake; it took me until after I had taken the quiz to realize what the background image was. Then I had to dig around to find out what CDF meant. Sign me up!

(Come on, take it BYO - you know you want to - you can't stop yourself)