Please tell me you didn't really tell them that.....

[senoritafish]

He: So those market research people called back..
She: yeah? What did they ask about?
He: Mostly what new programs we watch.
She: And you told them.....?
He: Good Day L.A. on Fox. Then they asked why.
She: Well, they're funny...
He: No, I told them it was for Jillian Barbieri's boobies.
She: What?! You didn't!
He: Then they asked what sports channel I watch. I told them Fox Sports for the NFL show on Sundays.
She: (Wincing and knowing what's coming) Why?
He: Because Jillian does the weather for the football games. Then they asked what would get me to tune in to the news if they advertised it.
She: Let me guess...
He: Jillian Barbieri.
She: (groans) Was this a guy or girl asking questions?
He: A guy - I think he was laughing.
She: Well I think I know what that got filed under.

He does it just to bug me. If he hadn't been driving, I'd've monkey-knuckle punched him in the arm.