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John called and told me Angus and Gareth have figured out that his name is John, and therefore they were going to call him that. He told them "No, that is unacceptable; you are only to call me Father, Dad or Daddy."

When they insisted, "But that's your name!" he told them "If you keep calling me that, I'm going to have your name legally changed to Buttlicker."

This immediately brought the response "NOOO DAD! My name is not Buttlicker!"

(He wanted to call Stimpy that when we first brought him home, but I wouldn't let him. He is so going to get arrested when they tell these stories at school. And why isn't this in his journal?)

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This is such a hilarious post! :)