senoritafish: (easily distracted silliness)
[personal profile] senoritafish
Folks,

I need a total of 65 signatures and $3500 by next Thursday to file as a candidate for Governor in California's recall election.

Now, there are 15 people on this cc list. This means that if each of your brought me five signatures and $ 234, I would exceed the state requirements to file.

Sure, it's a long shot, but what if I win, huh? Your early commitment to my campaign would ensure your immediate access to the most powerful politician in California. That could be pretty gosh darn useful, if you ask me. Think of all the favors I could do for you!

On the other hand, if you don't want to bring me my signatures and my money, please keep in mind that I am angry and bitter man.

With a long memory.

Who holds grudges.

Forever.

The choice is yours. I await your decision.


Michael "Mad Dog" Dobkins - Man of the People

March 2016

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