![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Aug. 9th, 2009 07:45 pm
The soap my spouse brought home made me snerk.
Soap
Huntington Beach CA
Canon EOS 1000D
9 August 2009
navelgazing geckos...
Jan. 22nd, 2008 07:37 pmSo ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
runsamuck called me at work today to ask if I'd seen the insurance commercial where the lizard is talking to a jellyfish (yes, I had but couldn't remember the dialogue - or monologue, as it were; the jelly never actually responds).
The gecko says something like, "Where is your face exactly? It's hard to talk to you when I don't know where your face is. Is that your face? Oh, I thought it was your bellybutton!"
Obviously, jellies don't have bellybuttons, not to mention faces. What runsamuck was compelled to point out to me was his bemusment as to why the gecko is making such a big deal of this, because lizards don't have them either.
They hatch from eggs.
navelgazing geckos...
Jan. 22nd, 2008 07:37 pmSo runsamuck called me at work today to ask if I'd seen the insurance commercial where the lizard is talking to a jellyfish (yes, I had but couldn't remember the dialogue - or monologue, as it were; the jelly never actually responds).
The gecko says something like, "Where is your face exactly? It's hard to talk to you when I don't know where your face is. Is that your face? Oh, I thought it was your bellybutton!"
Obviously, jellies don't have bellybuttons, not to mention faces. What runsamuck was compelled to point out to me was his bemusment as to why the gecko is making such a big deal of this, because lizards don't have them either.
They hatch from eggs.
(no subject)
Jan. 1st, 2005 12:49 amMy father actually bought one of these massive tomes, thinking it might help John start an at-home business (or something). He dutifully (if reluctantly) pored through the entire thing - turned out he didn't qualify for anything - if you were a Caucasian male, you had to have just gotten out of prison.
(no subject)
Jan. 1st, 2005 12:49 amMy father actually bought one of these massive tomes, thinking it might help John start an at-home business (or something). He dutifully (if reluctantly) pored through the entire thing - turned out he didn't qualify for anything - if you were a Caucasian male, you had to have just gotten out of prison.
