Deliberately literal....
Jul. 17th, 2004 02:00 pmJust before I made my left turn off PCH to my house, I passed a pickup truck parked next to the grass. Splattered all over the back window, in 6-inch high Gothic lettering, was Slap A Hoe. Honestly, why would you want to assault a common garden implement? Some of those blades are sharp, too. You might get a nasty cut.
(Why anyone would want to plaster those words all over the back of their vehicle is quite beyond me regardless of the interpretation.)
(Why anyone would want to plaster those words all over the back of their vehicle is quite beyond me regardless of the interpretation.)