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Mar. 25th, 2003 05:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
senoritafishP. told us at lunch that his wife had attached a sign to their fridge door reading:
While I giggled my head off over this, it occurred to me later that whoever came up with this has never spent much time around a pregnant woman, where you're likely to get all four at once. Well, maybe not snoring - that'll be five minutes later....
Or me, for that matter. My eructations would vie with the most obnoxious teenage boy's - I just can't do them on command.
"Women are not allowed to belch, fart or snore; therefore, they must bitch or they'll explode."
While I giggled my head off over this, it occurred to me later that whoever came up with this has never spent much time around a pregnant woman, where you're likely to get all four at once. Well, maybe not snoring - that'll be five minutes later....
Or me, for that matter. My eructations would vie with the most obnoxious teenage boy's - I just can't do them on command.
