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You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Well, at least that's relatively painless. I did have a leech in my sock once. Hmmm, on the kid's birthdays we're supposed to donate a book to their classroom, instead of bringing treats. Do you think Mrs. Kettler would like The Ghastlycrumb Tinies? It is an alphabet book...