senoritafish | (no subject)

Prairie Home Companion has some Hawaiian slack key guitarists as guests. I guess it's starting to get chilly back in Minnesota, so they need to feel something tropical. It reminds I used to have a CD of Hawaiian Christmas music, which I really loved. I haven't seen it for a two or three years, along with quite few more of my Christmas music albums. I don't know what I did with them. I'm going to have to start tearing apart either the gargage or Dad's den. Christmas will be here before I know it and I would really like to get into it this year so the kids can enjoy all the fun. What am I talking about - I still have to get though Halloween (Gareth's birthday) and Thanksgiving first! This means I must get my house clean. I'd really like to start having people over and I'm too ashamed to right now.

And because I am a great big copycat -

leeanne is a contraceptive device that hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet! It can be used as a metal detector.

gareth is a Christmas tree that tells you when people are lying, is fully recycleable and is bigger on the inside than the outside.

angus is an oven that has a mind of its own, emits harmful gases and blocks spam email.

john is an electronic implant that works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect and swears.

avalon is like a normal screwdriver, but it slices vegetables.

bob is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.

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