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Gareth decided to be helpful the other day and poured a cup of water into the can of ground coffee. I tried to rescue it by trying to separate the wet and the dry. I was just going to throw the wet stuff away, but Dad decided to salvage it by drying it out in the microwave. We'll see if it worked. I'm afaid it's going to be all stale and awful.

(Taking a big slug...)

OK. I guess, a bit weak...