Anyone have a spare giant flyswatter?

[senoritafish]

or something so I can knock down the three planes towing an American flag, a What-A-Lotta-Pizza ad and a banner reading "Welcome Tourists to Huntington Beach" that have been circling over my house for the last Freakin' Hour. They're driving me crazy! Call me unamerican, but go fly up and down the beach like your're supposed to, for cripes sake!