Writer's Block: Wardrobe Malfunction
May. 6th, 2009 01:59 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
Several come to mind; all at work.
Several come to mind; all at work.
- One of my nice pairs of women's pants; whenever I wear them it's guaranteed that at point during the day, I'll discover the zipper is completely down. Luckily, I usually wear long shirts that cover it. Still it's unnerving to find and think, "Jeez, how long has that been like that?!" Another reason I prefer jeans.
- I like wearing men's Hawaiian shirts. On one of them, the button holes were too big, and the buttons were constantly coming loose, once right where you'd expect. Luckily I was talking to a female coworker at the time.
- Another favorite shirt was very brightly colored - shades of green, turquoise, fuschia and gold, with little abstract flatfish printed all over. I wore it to work one day and didn't realize until late afternoon that one of the kids purple crayons had been in dryer with it. Huge purple stain all down one side of the front. I loved that shirt, dammit.