Performance art (?)

V. heard about this on the radio the other day, and decided we all had to go and see it. She bought tickets and just about every woman in the office is going. I can't quite decide what this is. If I had a paid account I would make a poll, but I can't afford one as yet, so is this:

a) art
b) comedy
c) sleaze
d) as runsamuck says, "A way for women to go to a nudie bar without feeling like they're going to a nudie bar"
e) An excuse for husbands/boyfriends to go to a nudie bar in retaliation

I missed Kevin & Bean that morning, where these guys actually did their act. Apparently, they refused to look, but Lisa May, the traffic girl, was going "Oh yeah, that does look like a pelican!"

V. said her husband told her, "You're going to come back all horny." And John told me, "Well, Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home." I don't think so. I really can't imagine anything that would make me feel less horny (When will these guys get it that we're not really wired the same way?). It's really more curiosity and a chance for a girl's night out.

Then again, maybe I have no idea what I am getting myself into.......

Performance art (?)

V. heard about this on the radio the other day, and decided we all had to go and see it. She bought tickets and just about every woman in the office is going. I can't quite decide what this is. If I had a paid account I would make a poll, but I can't afford one as yet, so is this:

a) art
b) comedy
c) sleaze
d) as runsamuck says, "A way for women to go to a nudie bar without feeling like they're going to a nudie bar"
e) An excuse for husbands/boyfriends to go to a nudie bar in retaliation

I missed Kevin & Bean that morning, where these guys actually did their act. Apparently, they refused to look, but Lisa May, the traffic girl, was going "Oh yeah, that does look like a pelican!"

V. said her husband told her, "You're going to come back all horny." And John told me, "Well, Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home." I don't think so. I really can't imagine anything that would make me feel less horny (When will these guys get it that we're not really wired the same way?). It's really more curiosity and a chance for a girl's night out.

Then again, maybe I have no idea what I am getting myself into.......

Date...

I dragged myself out of bed this morning, knowing the boys were going to get into something if I didn't, and went out to the kitchen to find Angus busily trying to hide a pair of scissors before I got there. He had climbed up and got them off the third shelf in the cupboard and was trying to cut his brother's hair. He had already done his own; he now has a big bald spot above the middle of his forehead, so he's either going to have to get a buzz or wear a hat for a while. Grrr! I keep moving them higher and he still gets them. I'm going to have to lock them up, I guess.

This afternoon, John's mom took the kids for a while, so we could do something by ourselves. We tried this last week but since it was the end of the month, we had no money to do anything, so we went for a walk then came home and enjoyed the quiet until we had to go pick them up. This time was not much different money-wise. We decided we couldn't afford a movie (damn, I'm upset the Super Saver theater closed; it was only $2.50 - so what if the movies were old!), so we went bowling (one game, plus shoes), then we got a couple of hard lemonades, put them in cups and went to Seal Beach to walk out on the pier, and poked around in some of the shops on Main Street. The only unpleasant thing was the restroom under the pier; after a summer weekend day it was pretty disgusting. Then we stopped in a kite shop and John spent our last couple of bucks on a foam airplane that does loops, one of those little propellers on a stick that you twist between your hands to make it take off, and some snaps, which seem to be a bit of tissue paper wrapper amound some cat litter with a bit of gunpowder in them. You toss them on the gound and they bang like a cap. I had seen some neighborhood kids with on the 4th and I had been curious about them.

We went and picked up the kids a bit early; I have to do docks in the morning so I should get to bed early (ha!).

Date...

I dragged myself out of bed this morning, knowing the boys were going to get into something if I didn't, and went out to the kitchen to find Angus busily trying to hide a pair of scissors before I got there. He had climbed up and got them off the third shelf in the cupboard and was trying to cut his brother's hair. He had already done his own; he now has a big bald spot above the middle of his forehead, so he's either going to have to get a buzz or wear a hat for a while. Grrr! I keep moving them higher and he still gets them. I'm going to have to lock them up, I guess.

This afternoon, John's mom took the kids for a while, so we could do something by ourselves. We tried this last week but since it was the end of the month, we had no money to do anything, so we went for a walk then came home and enjoyed the quiet until we had to go pick them up. This time was not much different money-wise. We decided we couldn't afford a movie (damn, I'm upset the Super Saver theater closed; it was only $2.50 - so what if the movies were old!), so we went bowling (one game, plus shoes), then we got a couple of hard lemonades, put them in cups and went to Seal Beach to walk out on the pier, and poked around in some of the shops on Main Street. The only unpleasant thing was the restroom under the pier; after a summer weekend day it was pretty disgusting. Then we stopped in a kite shop and John spent our last couple of bucks on a foam airplane that does loops, one of those little propellers on a stick that you twist between your hands to make it take off, and some snaps, which seem to be a bit of tissue paper wrapper amound some cat litter with a bit of gunpowder in them. You toss them on the gound and they bang like a cap. I had seen some neighborhood kids with on the 4th and I had been curious about them.

We went and picked up the kids a bit early; I have to do docks in the morning so I should get to bed early (ha!).