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[senoritafish]

Doug came down last Monday bearing gifts, among which were books for the kids; The Boy Who Cried Fabulous and Walter, the Farting Dog. The first he insists is about a little gay boy (actually he just has a rather florid vocabulary - let's wait and see about the other) and the second is self-explanatory. Both perfectly delightful books.

So, John's bad parent moment of the day is, while reading the second book to the kids, in which Walter drives off a pair of burglars with a tremendous blast of flatulence, and the Father shouts " He saved the VCR!" John inserts, "And it still has my porn tape in it!"

Did I mention we are going straight to hell?

Comments

[dipster.livejournal.com]

Heh.. "Fabulous!" God.. Why do I have the image of Rip Taylor stuck in my head now..

[senoritafish.livejournal.com]

Running around in your brain, throwing confetti?

Hee hee.

[bakayaro-onna.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Porno tape...

[vwsrmylife.livejournal.com]

oh shit!!!!! that book makes you want to add stuff like that. i have both walter books and they are hilarious. i haven't read fabulous yet but i think i shall.
"porno tape" HA!
g

[senoritafish.livejournal.com]

Yes, I saw the other one on Amazon. I'll have to see about getting it. Along with the other one I saw - The Day My Butt Went Psycho. XD

[metalmensch.livejournal.com]

ehehehehe. :) I like John. :)

[senoritafish.livejournal.com]

I've passed that on. :D
You should add him. He's lonely.

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