Again!

[senoritafish]

Orange County Animal Control

To whom it may concern,

This is the second notice I have gotten for licensing an animal named Stimpy. Apparently, you are still under the misapprehension that Stimpy is a dog. While he has had an operation that might arguably be said to have changed his gender, I don’t believe we have the surgical technology yet to have changed his entire species. He is, always has been, and will remain, a Felis domestica, smoke tabby in color (although he may appear black on first glance), green eyes, and absent a tail, as evidenced by the following photo:





If you require further evidence, please contact the Seacliff Animal Hospital at 714-555-XXXX, as they have performed surgery on him fairly recently, and have fairly detailed records on him.

I called the number on the card on the first notice, and the person I reached told me I could disregard it; however, the record has obviously not been expunged from the database. Please update them?

Thank you,

Leeanne

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[megthelegend.livejournal.com]

LOL. Oh dear.