Garethisms

[senoritafish]

"I don't want water, water makes me bad"

(Patting me on the behind)
"Your butt is broken."

"GET UP, mama."

When asked to close the cupboard and stop playing with the china,
"You're ruining my day, Mom!."

When being pursued by 10-month old Avalon,
"Sister's going to eat me!"

I'm sure there'll be more.

Comments

[li-kao.livejournal.com]

I have some friends who have an 8 year old daughter who recently came from the bath wrapped in a towel and explained to her parents that she "felt powerful when she was naked."

God help the boys, God help the boys.

[senoritafish.livejournal.com]

God help her father. If he's anything like John, he'll have a stroke before she's 20.

That's what he's afraid of. He remembers how he was when he was a teenager.

[senoritafish.livejournal.com]

Another:
John was putting on his shoes and socks, and put one of the socks on his head. "You got a hat!"
Gareth took it off and said, "It's not a hat, it's a firetruck!"

Unfortuneately, he pronounces trs like fs, sounds like something else.