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senoritafish- Someone left a pile of little packages of nori-wrapped rice crackers in the the breakroom. They are completely lettered in Japanese, except for TOKYO ARARE on the front, and "not for individual sale - distributed by KTM Services, Honolulu Hawaii" on the back. I suspect they are wasabi flavored because they are bright green. *crunch* Ah, yes, they are, but only slightly. *winces* Ooh, cumulative effect.
- John had to call to settle a "discussion" he and my father were having. The folding wooden dish drainer that serves duty storing our loaves of bread bit the dust, and Dad was insisting he'd bought it. No, John and I bought it at Pier One, and what the heck does it matter who bought it anyway? Just get another, they're cheap. My father finds the most trivial stuff to argue about. John is probably cleaning and that makes him grouchy.
- What has it got in its pocketses? Lessee, $15 (two fives, five ones - haven't done Where's George in a while, maybe I'll mark them), a receipt from Souplantation (trashed), a red finepoint Sharpie, my purple space pen, a peg from a cribbage game (found on the floor in the kitchen) and two dominoes. Why do I have dominoes in my pocket?
- I would like to know what it is about my computer that makes Access databases on a CD-RW suddenly become inaccessible. Luckily enough, I can just recopy it from its original source, but damn, it's annoying.
- I rarely actually say the word, but I now have two icons flipping the bird (one with the actual word, and an angel, no less), and one referring to it. I must just think it a lot. o__0
- Between January and June, my project has read 3,575 pairs of sardine otoliths and 425 pairs of Pacific mackerel otoliths.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Senoritafish!
- Senoritafish can turn her stomach inside out.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as senoritafish.
- Senoritafishicide is the killing of senoritafish.
- Senoritafish is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
- Senoritafish is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- Senoritafish is the world's largest rodent.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting senoritafish on.
- Ostriches stick their heads in senoritafish not to hide but to look for water!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and senoritafish has 7.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill senoritafish.
