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What is this fascination my male offspring have with eggs?! Gareth has just gotten into the fridge and smashed another one on the floor. I noticed it after I took one out of his hand. I think they have got it into their heads that they are looking for baby birds inside them. Or else they just smash nicely. I cleaned up half a dozen last weekend, and time-outs and swats are not deterring them. Need to put the lock back on the fridge, I guess, but that’s a major pain in the ass. I don't mean the little plastic kid-safe lock that adults just squeeze to open. Angus has figured those out. I mean a chain and a combination padlock.