Deliberately literal....

[senoritafish]

Just before I made my left turn off PCH to my house, I passed a pickup truck parked next to the grass. Splattered all over the back window, in 6-inch high Gothic lettering, was Slap A Hoe. Honestly, why would you want to assault a common garden implement? Some of those blades are sharp, too. You might get a nasty cut.

(Why anyone would want to plaster those words all over the back of their vehicle is quite beyond me regardless of the interpretation.)

Comments

hahah

[tenbones.livejournal.com]

but i hate them when you're doing yardwork...you walk and then step on one and the darn handle pops up and smacks me in the face!!!!!

[dipster.livejournal.com]

What did the midget say to the garden implement?

"Hi hoe"