Yep, commas are important...

[senoritafish]

Well, someone beat me to it, but I had it copied anyway.

A panda goes into a bar, orders a sandwich, fires a gun and heads for the door. "Why did you do that?" the barman calls after him. The panda tosses him a badly punctuated wildlife manual. "I'm a panda," he says. "Look me up." The barman finds the relevant page, which says, "Panda. Large black-and-white, bearlike mammal native of China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Heh.

Well, I just went and joined databases, in hopes that I can get some Access tips.