senoritafish | greetings from Crusty Applepants...

Dammit! I need some silliness! And I did get a laugh out of this because it's very, very, very silly. Really, it's no worse than a quiz...

This only takes a minute and it's fun. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day; here is your dose. Follow the Instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name.

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

	3rd letter of your 1st name	2nd letter of your last name	4th letter of your last name
A	poopsie	apple	head
B	lumpy	toilet	mouth
C	buttercup	giggle	face
D	gidget	burger	nose
E	crusty	girdle	tushy
F	greasy	barf	breath
G	fluffy	lizard	pants
H	cheeseball	waffle	shorts
I	chim-chim	cootie	lips
J	stinky	monkey	honker
K	flunky	potty	butt
L	bobbie	liver	brain
M	pinky	banana	tushie
N	zippy	rhino	chunks
O	goober	bubble	hiney
P	doofus	hamster	biscuits
Q	slimy	toad	toes
R	loopy	gizzard	buns
S	snotty	pizza	fanny
T	tootie	gerbil	sniffer
U	dorkey	chicken	sprinkles
V	squeezit	pickle	kisser
W	oprah	chuckle	squirt
X	skipper	tofu	humperdink
Y	dinky	gorilla	brains
Z	zsa-zsa	stinker	juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Let me know your new name and remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times. Have fun! :)

Addendum: PH just came over and told V.(Bobbie Applebrain) and I, "I refuse to be called Tootie Applebutt!" I agreed since Tootie happened to be the nickname of a particulary unsavory fisherman I used to know, but it's still not as bad as my former leadperson's - Crusty Girdlesniffer. Needless to say I did not forward him this, as he has yet show any sign of a sense of humor.

We also came to the conclusion that a hell of a lot of people have the letter "A" as the second letter in their surname.

...or you can just tell me it's stupid. That's ok, too.