Things one never expects to have say when becoming a parent:

"Gareth, if you squished that spider in your sister's math book, you're for darn sure cleaning it up out of there!"

Grr. I usually try to put them outside.

I remember seeing pictures of these guys in biology class, but had never seen one in real life before. While waiting for runsamuck to pick me up from work, I notice two tiny dots crawling on the trunk of a sycamore tree outside my office. On closer examination, I realized they were pseudoscorpions. This one is about 4X actual size; I'm amazed my camera was able to get that close!